Four Things
So, h0bbel decided to tag me with another useless meme so I guess I better follow through…
Four Jobs I’ve Had
- Cashier
- Auto Parts Delivery Driver
- Systems Operations Analyst
- Web Developer
Four Films I Can Watch Over And Over
- Super Troopers
- Real Genius
- Seven Samurai
- Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Four Places I’ve Lived
- Fort Dodge, Iowa USA
- South Bend, Indiana USA
- Saint Paul, Minnesota USA
- Minneapolis, Minnesota USA
Four TV Shows I Enjoy
- Lost
- Monk
- Law and Order(.*)
- (Daily Show|Colbert Report)
Four Places I’ve Been On Vacation
- New York, New York USA
- Minnesota USA
- Canada USA (Oh, wait, uh, Canada is not really part of the US, is it?)
- The internet
Four Of My Favorite Foods
- Carnitas
- Mashed potatoes
- Thai
- Human flesh
Four Sites I Visit Daily
Four Places I’d Rather Be Right Now
- Somewhere warm
- In bed (which is also warm)
- New York City
- At work
Four Unspeakable Abominations
- Full House
- Flavored Coffee
- Candy that is chewy but is not gum
- (tie) Milwaukee’s Best Light / Cthulhu
Four Horsemen of the Apocolypse
- Larry
- Bill
- Juan
- Piotr
Four Calling Birds
- Hoot Owl
- Parror
- Chickadee
- Monkey
Four Awesome Name For Variables
- Monkey
- Pirate
- Ninja
- ChristopherWalken
Four Bloggers I’m Tagging
Hey! Satan is ten times the variable that ChritopherWalken is!
TEN TIMES, I TELL YOU!
-Thomas
function Satan($ChristopherWalken) {
return 10 * $ChristopherWalken;
}
You got it all wrong Jesse…
#define Satan ChristopherWalken * 10
int ChristopherWalken;
That will not compile. I defy you to make that compile.
#define Satan ChristopherWalken * 10
int ChristopherWalken;
int main(void);
int main() {
return 0;
}
FINE. IT COMPILES.
IS THIS SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME FUC:DG LJKSL SDF ≤ ≤µ
PWNED!!!1!1111!!!ELEVEN!
-Thomas
You’re not real. You don’t exist.
This calls for more keyboard pounding.