The Lies Finally Stop
Tonight, Cake Woman told me that she is taking me to New York City for spring break. This is the best Valentine’s Day ever, and it isn’t even Valentine’s Day yet. I usually can’t put into words how Cake Woman makes me feel, but it is always something akin to elation. When she smiles at me it’s like I’m not even on the planet anymore.
She’s got plans to murder you once you’re there, and hide your body with the hobos in central park!
Oops! I hope that doesn’t ruin the rest of the surprise…
Oh Jesse, I am so happy for you.