Jesse Mullan

Signs and Portents

Written on Tuesday, the 28^th of February, 2006 at 10:14 pm and was filed under: Diversions

The other day I not only met Cake Woman’s mother, but she gave me a terrific haircut. According to Cake Woman, this usually results in a breakup within a week. About two and a half months ago, Dan told Cake Woman that he gave us three months. If you subscribe to those methods of divination, we should be taking a side trip to splitsville sometime during our New York vacation. Are you as excited as I am?

5 Responses to “Signs and Portents ”

1. 
   Lisa said on March 1st, 2006 at 9:04 am

   Dude, if anything can save a relationship it is the wonder and the glory that is New York. And if not, you can buy a liter of tequila at 3 AM to ease your pain at the local Tom Thumb. There is a lot to love about that city. . .

2. 
   Jesse said on March 1st, 2006 at 1:17 pm

   Hellz yes.

3. 
   King Kwong said on March 1st, 2006 at 3:33 pm

   Maybe you should finally get off your ass and build that time machine.

   I always tell myself that at least It’ll never be as bad as being dumped while visting my German girlfriend at the start of said trip.

   -Thomas

4. 
   King Kwong said on March 1st, 2006 at 3:34 pm

   That didn’t actually happen to me, but it did happen to Mr. Nathan Hall.

   -Thomas

5. 
   teresa said on March 11th, 2006 at 11:28 am

   hey - i erased your e-amil address by accident a long time ago, but wanted to contact you to tell you that i think your girlfriend is beautiful! i totally disagree…3 months??? nahhhhhh. the things you write about her tell me that you guys have a future. i love her style! kinda reminds me of……..well, me! anyhoo, i hope you shout out to me again at some point. i wanted to tell you some news.