Jesse Mullan

Army Of One

Written on Tuesday, the 11^th of April, 2006 at 3:33 pm and was filed under: Diversions

I was walking past the Army recruiting table on my way to work today, and I thought to myself that fighting an army of one would be a great euphemism for masturbation. I will be sure to mention this to the recruiters the next time that I walk by — although that might reduce the likelihood that I will be able to sign up later. I guess that I will have to go Marines.

4 Responses to “Army Of One ”

1. 
   Paulasaurus Rex said on April 11th, 2006 at 3:34 pm

   but jesse, “Sex can wait; masturbate!”

2. 
   Jesse said on April 11th, 2006 at 3:35 pm

   I’m a technical virgin.

3. 
   Paulasaurus Rex said on April 11th, 2006 at 3:41 pm

   OMFG…

   “But there is a way for youths to enjoy rich and satisfying sexual intimacy without risking unwanted pregnancy — ANAL SEX! So, teens, the next time you strip down for sex, remember the TechnicalVirgin motto — “Everything Butt!”

4. 
   shoobs said on April 12th, 2006 at 1:40 pm

   the sound of one gun shooting?