He’s gone, man, he’s just gone
So I’m watching Mythbusters and I see the ad for the “Meat Missile” episode. Of course I had to share that news with Zach, who had some new of his own.
jessepmullan: there’s meat everywhere
Zach: I’m not going to sleep
Zach: I’m just going to watch Lost
jessepmullan: hhahaahaha
jessepmullan: how many episodes in are you?
Zach: “episodes?”
Zach: I’m on an island man
Zach: and I’m lost
Do not attempt to use the terminal for anything other than entering the numbers.
or downloading porn
I can’t make the jokes that I want to make until Zach FINISHES THE FUCKING SEASON!
LA LA LA LA LA CAN’T HEAR EITHER OF YOU LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
Hey Paul!!!
Where can we download these wonderous LOST episodes so my hubby can also catch up on season 2? And my sister and a plethora of other loser friends who do not value their TV enough to keep the fuck up.
you kiss your son with that mouth?
Yup.
All parents swear. Really. Life’s too short not too.
And it was even more amusing when I was a sweet looking pregnant lady.
Hey, mothers are allowed to say bad words around their kids now and then. Sanity must be maintained at all costs, you know. Now, if Lisa were throwing things at her child, that would be different. I, myself, stand as a fine example of good parenting. Never, ever, would I throw anything at either one of my beloved children. Wait, no, just a second. Um. It only happened ONCE, okay? And I was aiming at someone other than my beloved children. So maybe that doesn’t really count. Never mind.
Jesse: Next week’s Mythbusters:
Exploding Pants.
That sounds like a good reason to have emergency pants around.