Internets In The Plural

When I unplugged the DSL modem (router? whatchamajigger?) after work today, Lisa went into immediate shock. She was pale and clammy until Stan and I rubbed ethernet cables on her wrists for a while.

“Where am I? Where is the internets?” she stammered.
“I’m taking them to Anoka,” I answered grimly.
“Jail?” asked Noah. He always confuses Anoka with jail. Make of that what you wish.

2 Responses to “Internets In The Plural ”

  1. Day 10 of no internets. I cave in at the first house I go to with a computer. I never want to leave.

    We get our high speed internets installed on the 11th. I’m going to spend the day with my laptop.

  2. There are so many things I wanted to look at, but I am too overwhelmed to remember anything but e-mail and blogs.

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