Jesse Mullan

I Think You Mean Woodland Creatures

Written on Friday, the 30^th of June, 2006 at 1:32 am and was filed under: Diversions

I had a dream this morning where a midget had some sort of attack, and the 911 dispatcher transferred me to a doctor who said that the term for a little person is a “woodland creature.” I was really confused in the dream, because I didn’t see how that was going to get paramedics to the scene any sooner.

Then I got up and made myself a huge breakfast with beef, beans, rice, baby spinach, eggs, cheese, and a tortilla. It almost made up for the sleep that I had missed.

Tomorrow I make a whole new Internets for the Whole Music Club. Hooray.

3 Responses to “I Think You Mean Woodland Creatures ”

1. 
   Paulasaurus Rex said on June 30th, 2006 at 5:45 am

   Don’t touch my stuff dude.

2. 
   Paulasaurus Rex said on June 30th, 2006 at 12:02 pm

   Seriously… if you touch my stuff, I’ll cut off your “balls of unusual size”.

3. 
   Jesse said on June 30th, 2006 at 12:13 pm

   WHOLE NEW INTERNETS.

   Your design will stay.