Jesse Mullan

Double Magic

Written on Friday, the 14^th of July, 2006 at 9:52 am and was filed under: Diversions

Last night’s Chipotle and a strong cup of coffee both cast spells on me this morning. I crapped so much that I saw my soul.

7 Responses to “Double Magic ”

1. 
   Paulasaurus Rex said on July 14th, 2006 at 9:33 am

   ha hah ahah… so your soul came out your butt? i always figured the sould would come running out the pooper instead of any other orifice on the body.

2. 
   Zach said on July 14th, 2006 at 9:42 am

   I think the methane trip made you see your spirit animal… that would be more likely. I don’t know about this soul business.

3. 
   melody said on July 14th, 2006 at 10:29 am

   Was it in the shape of chocolate soft-serve?

4. 
   Paulasaurus Rex said on July 14th, 2006 at 4:12 pm

   isn’t your spirit animal a dinosaur? a paulasaurus rex?

5. 
   Jesse said on July 14th, 2006 at 10:09 pm

   Yes, my spirit animal is the Paulasaurus Rex, but it sounds like Johnny Cash.

   When I’ve eaten enough spicy food, my spirit animal sings to me about the “ring of fire.”

   Actually, my body metabolizes capsaicin now. I don’t get the ring of fire anymore.

6. 
   Jesse said on July 14th, 2006 at 11:27 pm

   Our toilet — and don’t pretend that you are in there drawing pictures or something. I know what you do in there, and it’s the same thing that I do.

7. 
   xopl said on July 18th, 2006 at 10:52 pm

   I fell in to a burning ring of fire…