Jesse Mullan

I WILL EAT YOUR BRAINS

Written on Wednesday, the 19^th of July, 2006 at 1:40 pm and was filed under: Diversions

With apologies to Aphex Twin.

The zombie pub crawl this year is on September 9th, 2006. I expect you to be there in full zombie drag. If you can’t get your own makeup together, have a voodoo priestess actually kill you and raise you from the dead again. I did, and I feel great.

Warning: do not let the fake blood touch anything that you cannot steam clean. Gross.

8 Responses to “I WILL EAT YOUR BRAINS ”

1. 
   Zach said on July 19th, 2006 at 12:44 pm

   I would do anything for brains!

2. 
   Jesse said on July 19th, 2006 at 12:57 pm

   But you won’t come to the zombie pub crawl.

   WHERE ARE YOUR PRIORITIES???????!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?

3. 
   Zach said on July 19th, 2006 at 12:59 pm

   sobbing uncontrollably… unconsoleably

4. 
   Lisa said on July 20th, 2006 at 10:25 am

   I’ll be there. Even if we can’t get a sitter, this year is my turn!

5. 
   MaReade said on July 22nd, 2006 at 10:16 am

   Can’t get a sitter? Can’t GET A SITTER? Honey, that’s what zombie grammas are for.

6. 
   Lisa said on July 24th, 2006 at 7:39 pm

   But aren’t you coming to the pub crawl too?!?!

7. 
   Jesse said on July 24th, 2006 at 7:54 pm

   By definition, my mother is not allowed to come with on a night when I am likely to get drunk enough to have a charcoal push. I’m just saying.

8. 
   Lisa said on August 18th, 2006 at 6:36 pm

   Okay. Your mom is now booked to babysit Noah. Stan and I will be there with a bag of liquid charcoal and an IV.