With apologies to Aphex Twin.

The zombie pub crawl this year is on September 9th, 2006. I expect you to be there in full zombie drag. If you can’t get your own makeup together, have a voodoo priestess actually kill you and raise you from the dead again. I did, and I feel great.

Warning: do not let the fake blood touch anything that you cannot steam clean. Gross.


8 Responses to “I WILL EAT YOUR BRAINS ”

  1. I would do anything for brains!

  2. But you won’t come to the zombie pub crawl.

    WHERE ARE YOUR PRIORITIES???????!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?

  3. sobbing uncontrollably… unconsoleably

  4. I’ll be there. Even if we can’t get a sitter, this year is my turn!

  5. Can’t get a sitter? Can’t GET A SITTER? Honey, that’s what zombie grammas are for.

  6. But aren’t you coming to the pub crawl too?!?!

  7. By definition, my mother is not allowed to come with on a night when I am likely to get drunk enough to have a charcoal push. I’m just saying.

  8. Okay. Your mom is now booked to babysit Noah. Stan and I will be there with a bag of liquid charcoal and an IV.

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