Jesse Mullan

I’m Looking Forward To Black Tarry Stools

Written on Thursday, the 27^th of July, 2006 at 1:21 pm and was filed under: Diversions

Dear Ibuprofen,
I know what you’re up to. It is not appropriate for you to instigate allergic reactions and eat away at the lining of my stomach and intestines. I don’t mind the nausea, but the rest has to stop. Except for making my knee not hurt. That is quite all right, and I would like you to continue your fine work in that area.

Thank you.

4 Responses to “I’m Looking Forward To Black Tarry Stools ”

1. 
   Paulasaurus Rex said on July 27th, 2006 at 12:34 pm

   mmmmm POOP!

2. 
   MaReade said on July 27th, 2006 at 9:15 pm

   Vicodin. That’s all I have to say. Vicodin.

3. 
   melody said on July 29th, 2006 at 11:29 am

   Try Aleive?

4. 
   mr brik said on January 26th, 2007 at 10:20 am

   Dear number 7 tooth. I forgive you for giving me some problems and I also forgive Dr. Nash for putting a filling in my tooth that went bad. I do apprecitate you working to chew my food and give me lots of pleasure over the years but I am not satisfied with how you are taking the blame for the seperation from God. I know that holy spirit will heal me and my attention on healing will always manifest into form on some level.

   I thank you for cooperating and not giving me pain any more. In fact I feel better right now just writing this.

   I am terribly sorry though that I had you drilled 3 different times. I do love you and dont want you to leave.

   Take care and feel great.

   bob