Jack of All Trades

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Jack of All Trades

In eighteen-hundred-one the Revolution had been won
And Uncle Sam’s favourite son had a job he needed done
Which brought Jack to a lady, both beautiful and smart
Who found his mix intriguing—a scoundrel with a heart!

From the halls of Montezuma to the shores of Tripoli
There was never a leatherneck braver, a Daring Dragoon is he
He’ll halt the bold advance of Napoleon’s attack
There ain’t a French or pirate rogue who don’t know Jack!

From the halls of Montezuma to the shores of Tripoli
Sailin’ round the bloody world to defend democracy
And when ya need a fightin’ man ya’d trust to watch yer back
Just ask the bloke right next ta ya—it’s… Jack!

7 Responses to “Jack of All Trades ”

  1. I will submit to you that this may not in fact be the best show ever.

  2. OMG! I totally forgot about Cleopatra 2525. That show was all kinds of HOT.

  3. How OLD *are* you people?!

  4. As you know, I am from the time of the elder gods, so, uh, I’m quite old, indeed.

  5. What are you talking about? These are TV shows? When? What channel? Huh?

  6. i liked brisco county better. hi guys.

  7. I agree, Brisco County was much better. Jack is, at times entertaining, but mostly annoying puns in obvious plot lines.

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