Jesse Mullan

Jack of All Trades

Written on Friday, the 28^th of July, 2006 at 8:57 am and was filed under: Diversions

The Best Show Ever is Out On DVD!

In eighteen-hundred-one the Revolution had been won
And Uncle Sam’s favourite son had a job he needed done
Which brought Jack to a lady, both beautiful and smart
Who found his mix intriguing—a scoundrel with a heart!

From the halls of Montezuma to the shores of Tripoli
There was never a leatherneck braver, a Daring Dragoon is he
He’ll halt the bold advance of Napoleon’s attack
There ain’t a French or pirate rogue who don’t know Jack!

From the halls of Montezuma to the shores of Tripoli
Sailin’ round the bloody world to defend democracy
And when ya need a fightin’ man ya’d trust to watch yer back
Just ask the bloke right next ta ya—it’s… Jack!

7 Responses to “Jack of All Trades ”

1. 
   Zach said on July 28th, 2006 at 12:42 pm

   I will submit to you that this may not in fact be the best show ever.

2. 
   Lisa said on July 28th, 2006 at 1:53 pm

   OMG! I totally forgot about Cleopatra 2525. That show was all kinds of HOT.

3. 
   Zach said on July 28th, 2006 at 2:19 pm

   How OLD *are* you people?!

4. 
   Jesse said on July 28th, 2006 at 3:02 pm

   As you know, I am from the time of the elder gods, so, uh, I’m quite old, indeed.

5. 
   MaReade said on July 28th, 2006 at 9:49 pm

   What are you talking about? These are TV shows? When? What channel? Huh?

6. 
   dean said on July 31st, 2006 at 1:10 pm

   i liked brisco county better. hi guys.

7. 
   Ann said on June 25th, 2007 at 10:29 am

   I agree, Brisco County was much better. Jack is, at times entertaining, but mostly annoying puns in obvious plot lines.