Jesse Mullan

Legalize It!

Written on Tuesday, the 1^st of August, 2006 at 11:40 pm and was filed under: Diversions

Honestly, enough with the fucking steroids already. What does it matter if a professional athlete has been juicing it? It’s a victimless crime. The bigger crime is that there are professional athletes.

Did I mention my desire to cancel the organized sports at the University? FUCK THOSE ASSHOLES. Get a job, fuckers. Also, hold some classes in that fucking Alumni fucking center if it is so fucking great already. Jesus fucking Christ.

Really, I just want to get HUGE and ripped.

2 Responses to “Legalize It! ”

1. 
   Zach said on August 2nd, 2006 at 8:11 am

   I got leftover Prednisone.

2. 
   pamelaNeko said on August 3rd, 2006 at 1:20 pm

   This entry makes me laugh over and over again