Written on Tuesday, the 15th of August, 2006 at 1:14 pm and was filed under:
Continuing my tradition of the most obscene posts possible:
Seriously. I’m your father.
Very much publishable.
Melody rocks fucking ass!!! She totally is your (replacement) father.
Just remember to send her a card every single father’s day. She deserves it.
Way to trade up, dude.
Hey, Melody, how about sending book money for the next college session? teehee
Are you a human?