Jesse Mullan

Dating Could Be Worse

Written on Saturday, the 4^th of November, 2006 at 5:12 pm and was filed under: Diversions

I just read this article from the Washington DC City Paper.
http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/display.php?id=236

Women inclined toward me thought he was a squarer Ned Flanders, and women inclined toward him thought I looked like a child-molesting garbageman. Between us, we had most of the field covered.

DYING FROM HILARITY.

DYING.

I AM.

2 Responses to “Dating Could Be Worse ”

1. 
   Lisa said on November 5th, 2006 at 12:43 am

   Okay, at first it was funny.

   Then, it just got sad.

   When you are desperate for sex, pretending you like, oh say, Matchbox20 or Seventh Heaven is passable.

   To fake your personality, to sell your soul every god forsaken damn night in pursuit of your true love is sad.

2. 
   MaReade said on November 5th, 2006 at 1:40 pm

   True love most often happens when you least looking for it and not even wanting it.