Best searches ever

I recently started logging what people are searching for when they come to my site. I know, when people post search strings they are usually boring, but let’s just pretend that these are questions that are being asked of me, and answer them.

why do people roll up one of their pant legs when riding a bike?
To keep that pant leg from getting dirty from the chain.
my husband’s road rage is out of control what should I do
Murder him in his sleep.
how to hold the camera while getting a blow job
Put it down and be in the moment.
don’t hit me in the face
I wouldn’t hit you if you would just listen. I mean, I’m so sorry, I won’t do it again. I love you. I’ll get help, I promise! I promise.
“alarm clock for deaf people”
Shoot, I wish that I still had the link to that. I have one packed in a box.
how to break a union
If you can drop the union on the floor, it will break. If you can’t, you will have to hire the mafia. They can do it.
white trash apartment names
That isn’t even a question.
zachary smells like
Honey and flowers.
how do I go about selling my testicles
If you have already removed your testicles, try craigslist. If not, I guess you know what your first step is. Good luck.

One Response to “Best searches ever ”

  1. My asnwer:

    “how to hold the camera while getting a blow job”…
    no one else wants to see your dick getting sucked, you sick bastard.

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