I’m from Uniforce
That, of course, is a reference to the uncomfortably funny movie “Haiku Tunnel“, in which our hero goes from temp to perm and learns a few lessons along the way.
What does that have to do with Jesse Mullan? Feh. I'm temping again. To paraphrase the bartender's school commercials from back in the day: “I'm a temp, and it's great! I make great tips!” Except that I don't make great tips.
Actually, this job is far better suited to me than the last one. No more scheduling execs for sales flights to San Francisco, just Access queries and reports. They're my only real friends.