This should provide adequate sustenance for the Doctor Who marathon

teenhacker

Jeffrey Lee Parson, 18, is t33kid. t33kid is probably the lamest hacker handle I have ever seen. t33kid has been arrested for releasing a variant of the Blaster worm. t33kid lives in Hopkins. Hopkins! That's twenty minutes away! If I would have known, I would have gone and kicked his ass.

I probably would have needed help, because he is a big big guy, and I'm not talking about what may or may not be in his pants. This time.

t33kid!


http://www.computerworld.com/securitytopics/security/virus/story/0,10801,84501,00.html

t33kid!

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Finally! Something I can tattoo on my ass!

If you have ever struggled with a menu in a Chinese restaurant, take a gander at this site:

http://www.inu.org/meiwah/

It's the joint. Bonus points for you if you can send me the unicode entities for “potsticker”. Oh yes, you will be mine.

Update: thanks to http://www.tigernt.com/, I got my characters. They don't look anything like the drawings. Dammit!

锅贴 [guo1 tie1] /fried dumpling/

[guo1] /pot/pan/boiler/

[tie1] /to stick/to paste/to keep close to/to fit snugly/allowance/

Also, “gold” (金) is supposed to be a part of the “pot” (锅) character. I'm not sure that I see it, but maybe.

Another update- my friend beckett came up with this alternate pair of characters:

鍋贴 [guo1 tie1] /fried dumpling/

Then, because we were arguing over which character was correct, I found this on an online menu:

http://www.222.to/shanghaitown/menu.asp

鍋貼 [guo1 tie1] /fried dumpling/

The last one looks closest to what was on the site where I started, but doesn't match the online dictionaries.

As far as guo (鍋) goes, I found a kanji reference to it, which is Japanese, but the Japanese used Chinese characters as a starting point, so I think that we're on the right path.

http://www.kanjidict.com/demo/934b.html

Ah ha! I spoke with a coworker from Taiwan, and she explained that all four characters are correct, and that one set was Traditional and the other was Simplified.

Traditional: 鍋貼

Simplified: 锅贴

Here's some explanation as to the difference:

http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simplified_Chinese

http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Traditional_Chinese

Of course, all of those characters are displayable via Unicode. I use html entities like 鍋 and 貼 to display the characters that I want. I could code my page in UTF-8. Then, I could just cut and paste the characters instead of translating them into numeric codes. However, my work computer doesn't have Chinese locales installed, so I don't have the fonts to show those characters. They just show up as boxes. My home computer shows everything correctly, which is way cool.

Oh yeah - Beckett wins the prize: a homecooked dinner whenever he is in Minnesota or I am in Los Angeles.

Next up: steamed or fried dumplings? Obviously, I am a fan of the fried variety, but Beckett holds the incorrect opinion that steamed dumplings are somehow better. What ever.

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Random Characters I Found On My Server

自杀
哲 [zhe2] /philosophy/wise/
杰 [jie2] /hero/heroic/
士 [shi4] /scholar/warrior/knight/
狮 [shi1] /lion/

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Where is my Dakotah report?

In my tiny corner of the world, everything happens on Thursdays- especially at work. Oh, sure, Friday might be just as busy- but when it comes to sheer edge-of-your seat excitement, there's nothing like Thursday to make you scream: “where is my report you fuckers! I want to finish and go home!” That report will never come, and I will be late getting home, which just rolls into the next day, and the next. And the next. It's a big smear of lateness that will someday end in horrific tragedy.

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Is that a howler monkey on your lip?

From: Matt Hotujec
Subject: yes!
http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/

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Happy Scrappy Hero Pup!

My friend Matt Hotujec sends the best links!

From: Matt Hotujec

Subject: Porn Titles

http://www.starma.com/penis/daddyswank/daddyswank.html

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Temper Fi!

It's hard to keep a rational perspective when you're temping. notmydesk.com is there to help. Read it and weep… with laughter! It's wacky! Honestly, it's an awesome site. If there was a book, I'd buy it.

note to notmydesk.com: I can do a phat human beat-box in times of need. :P

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12 Hours in the Car with Jesse Mullan and Norm Johnson

Norm and I drove overnight to Sno*Drift a few years back.

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Mom’s garden

My mom has a very nice garden. I take a lot of pictures there.

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