Today’s Recipe: Obliteration
Ingredients:
- 3 Pints Summit EPA
- 36 Fluid Ounces Summit Maibock
- 24-36 Fluid Ounces Leinenkugel’s Oktoberfest (aged)
- Sake to taste
Directions:
- Drink 3 pints of EPA
- Drink 3 bottles of Maibock
- Drink well-aged Leinenkugel’s until the fridge is empty of beer
- Sake should be consumed warm. After all that drinking, it is advised that you make a double boiler by putting a shotglass of sake into a pan full of boiling water. The danger of an exploding shotglass of alcohol on a gas range makes it more exciting.
I still don’t know what sake tastes like.
Also, I did the math for my likely BAC and it was pretty scary. I’m not gonna share it.
If you’re wondering what consumption of mass quantities will get you, Brown has a nice guide online:
Alcohol and Your Body
