Written on Saturday, the 30th of July, 2005 at 9:38 pm and was filed under:
Family
When Lisa and Stan left, Noah started crying very hard and then crawled into my arms. I hadn’t held him like that since he was just a few months old and we would take naps together. Eventually he stopped crying, mostly because I outlined my four point plan for the evening:
- Pizza
- Park
- Movie
- Bed… and Mom and Dad would come home
It turned out to take too long to make the pizza, so we didn’t go swim at the park, even though it was the kind of day that commands a person to go lie down in chlorinated water while three year olds splash you. How is that not an hour of heaven?
We did go to the park, but I had to carry Noah up the hill. He was being extra cute as we passed a house where five women were seated around a patio table drinking. I sensed their heads swiveling to face me even though all I could see were shadows. A light flashed, which was either a picture being taken of Noah and I, or the sound and fury of five women simultaneously ovulating.
Ladies, please. Last night I went to a trashy movie by myself at 10:30 at night with macaroni and cheese on the shirt that I had worn to sleep the night before. Well, it was just the cheese, but whatever.
Later, as we were walking back down the hill, Noah wanted to run, but tripped, tumbled, and bumped his head a little. Immediate, giant tears poured out of his eyes and he wanted to be held right away so he could scream closer to my ear. I settled him down again and we sniffled our way down the hill. Again the invisible eyes tracked us, and I distinctly heard an “aww” as the last glow of twilight glinted in a tear rolling down Noah’s cheek.
If I ever become completely evil I will just go ahead and use Noah to get dates. Oh yeah, my dad used to do that with me.
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Written on Saturday, the 30th of July, 2005 at 7:20 pm and was filed under:
Bikes
Today I went back to the MInnehaha Hub to try out the Bianchi Volpe ($849.99) and Castro Valley ($799.99). They were all right, but the gear ratios in the rear were fucking RIDICULOUS. The Castro Valley seemed like a neutered Volpe, having just one 42 tooth chainring in the front instead of three (28/38/48T) on the Volpe. I honestly did not like the STI shifters a whole lot. Overall, still a contender, but only in Volpe form, since I can add fenders and a rack to it and have a much more comfortable bike. I wish that I could take five of the rear speeds out and throw them away. The lady who helped me first had a name that started with a C, but I didn’t write it down. I tried a 52 and a 49, and somehow they both seemed largish — I thought that there was supposed to be some space in between the frame and one’s nuts. Maybe the 49 was okay, and would be better without the sort of knobby tires. Shock mounted seat = silly.
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Written on Saturday, the 30th of July, 2005 at 1:34 pm and was filed under:
Diversions,
Family,
Bikes
Stan and I rode bicycles to Mill City Coffee (or whatever the hell it’s called these days) and back. I was towing Noah in the Burly. It’s only 2.6 miles each way, but it felt like 26. When we put the bikes back in the garage, I noticed that Noah had thrown the boat anchor out the back. I guess that explains the load grinding noise. Note to self: I hate flat handlebars.
Then, I mowed the lawn, which is always strangely relaxing. Tonight I babysit Noah so that Lisa and Stan can go out and pretend to not be grown ups for a while. I’m either 13 now or 43.
After some discussion with my financiers I think that I might still be able to get a bike, so I think that I will drive to some bike shops and get measured. Or, I could just go get that $50 mountain bike at Target and swear a lot when I ride. Nothin’ wrong with that. I enjoy swearing. It’s a fine art.
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Written on Saturday, the 30th of July, 2005 at 2:30 am and was filed under:
Diversions
Gerg let me know that his bike still wasn’t running, so I did a little more research and sent him a list of things to check, including whether or not there was too much oil in his crankcase and if there was any additional oil in the airbox. The answer to both of those questions turned out to be “yes,” so our carburetor work was pretty much all for naught - except that his carb did get a nice cleaning. In any case, he drained a bunch of excess oil out of the bike and did something with the air filter, and the bike started and ran well enough for him to drive to Lodahl’s house.
I found this when I called him back after my double-header nap. Part one wasn’t very satisfying, but in the intermission I had delicious Annie’s mac and cheese, and it’s a lot easier to nap with a brick of cheese in one’s stomach. When I finally woke up again I stumbled upstairs to watch an episode of Monk before having a flash of inspiration that I could go see Wedding Crashers by myself, since that was about all for which my brain was up to speed. I laughed a lot, but I heart Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson. I thought that Vince’s monologue about dating at the start of the movie was worth the price of admission by itself, but there was plenty of out of control humor to go around.
Good night, y’all. I think it’s time to watch that other episode of Monk and slip into unconsciousness.
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Written on Saturday, the 30th of July, 2005 at 2:07 am and was filed under:
Music
I already posted the red car playlist elsewhere, so I don’t need to repeat it. These are just mixes that I have actually burned. If you are awaiting a mix I am still germinating the seed of the list.
Songs For Moms
My mom is awesome, but sometimes she has a rough time of it. She likes this CD, which is sort of cool and weird.
| The Flaming Lips |
Bad Days (aurally excited version) |
| Firewater |
Psychopharmacology |
| Descendents |
Everything Sucks |
| Built To Spill |
You Were Right |
| Rilo Kiley |
A Better Son-Daughter |
| Elliott Smith |
Memory Lane |
| Tegan And Sara |
Monday Monday Monday |
| Cat Power |
Cross Bones Style |
| Walt Mink |
brave beyond the call |
| Slim Cessna’s Auto Club |
Last Song About Satan |
| Micranots |
Mother’s Day (from an album called “Obelisk Movement,” which is sort of an inside joke.) |
FUCK
I don’t know if this needs any explanation, but maybe this Say Anything quote will help:
Bitches, man.
| Firewater |
Get Out of My Head |
| Walt Mink |
Love You Better |
| Archers Of Loaf |
You And Me |
| Cop Shoot Cop |
Hung Again |
| Soul Coughing |
How Many Cans? |
| Howlin’ Maggie |
Alcohol |
| Quasi |
Drunken Tears |
| Hot Hot Heat |
Bandages |
| Forget Cassettes |
Accismus |
| Cop Shoot Cop |
It Only Hurts When I Breathe |
| Descendents |
Enjoy |
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