Jesse Mullan

I Got a Turkey In the Oven

Written on Saturday, the 3^rd of December, 2005 at 3:00 pm and was filed under: Diversions

You know, everything that I say ends up sounding like scatalogical euphamisms. We are having a make up Thanksgiving today. I accidentally picked a 20 pound turkey. Whoa. This thing is a freak of nature.

Are they supposed to have two necks?

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