Jesse Mullan

I’m Looking Forward To Black Tarry Stools

Written on Thursday, the 27^th of July, 2006 at 1:21 pm and was filed under: Diversions

Dear Ibuprofen,
I know what you’re up to. It is not appropriate for you to instigate allergic reactions and eat away at the lining of my stomach and intestines. I don’t mind the nausea, but the rest has to stop. Except for making my knee not hurt. That is quite all right, and I would like you to continue your fine work in that area.

Thank you.

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