Best searches ever
I recently started logging what people are searching for when they come to my site. I know, when people post search strings they are usually boring, but let’s just pretend that these are questions that are being asked of me, and answer them.
- why do people roll up one of their pant legs when riding a bike?
- To keep that pant leg from getting dirty from the chain.
- my husband’s road rage is out of control what should I do
- Murder him in his sleep.
- how to hold the camera while getting a blow job
- Put it down and be in the moment.
- don’t hit me in the face
- I wouldn’t hit you if you would just listen. I mean, I’m so sorry, I won’t do it again. I love you. I’ll get help, I promise! I promise.
- “alarm clock for deaf people”
- Shoot, I wish that I still had the link to that. I have one packed in a box.
- how to break a union
- If you can drop the union on the floor, it will break. If you can’t, you will have to hire the mafia. They can do it.
- white trash apartment names
- That isn’t even a question.
- zachary smells like
- Honey and flowers.
- how do I go about selling my testicles
- If you have already removed your testicles, try craigslist. If not, I guess you know what your first step is. Good luck.