Jesse Mullan

Maybe I Should Turn Down My Headphones

Written on Monday, the 7^th of August, 2006 at 3:53 pm and was filed under: Diversions

This is an actual conversation we had over AIM because even though Zach sits close enough to me that we could hold hands while we program, I was listening to music too loudly to hear him.

Zach: you will go deaf listening to earphones at that volume
Jesse: what?
Jesse: I can’t hear you
Jesse: I am deaf
Jesse: you know, they have been saying that for sixteen or seventeen years now
Jesse: and I have always listened to them at the same volume
Jesse: and my ears are fine
Jesse: YOU’RE NOT MY REAL DAD I HATE YOU
Jesse: stop fucking my mom!

Again, Zach is my boss, and I have been fired.

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Wishful Thinking

Written on Monday, the 7^th of August, 2006 at 3:29 pm and was filed under: Diversions

Lisa and my mom have been pressuring me to know what I want for my birthday. I don’t know what I need, but if you read this whole post you can find out what I want.

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