Jesse Mullan

What the?

Written on Wednesday, the 16^th of April, 2008 at 1:16 pm and was filed under: Diversions, Mediatemple

Dear Mediatemple who went to the bar with me last night,
I think that you know where this post is going, so I will leave the completion up to you.

With love,
Jesse

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Finally, Breakfast

Written on Tuesday, the 15^th of April, 2008 at 4:54 pm and was filed under: Diversions

P. Nuttles. P dot nuttles.

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Pelt The Rabbit In His Big White Head

Written on Tuesday, the 15^th of April, 2008 at 4:39 pm and was filed under: Diversions

The bunny came back and we made up.

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The Booth Babe As Promised

Written on Tuesday, the 15^th of April, 2008 at 4:07 pm and was filed under: Diversions

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I didn’t even get a table

Written on Tuesday, the 15^th of April, 2008 at 3:29 pm and was filed under: Diversions

When I arrived, there was no table, so I considered just holding our sign and throwing the horns for eight hours straight.

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Do You Know The Way To San Jose

Written on Monday, the 14^th of April, 2008 at 11:39 pm and was filed under: Diversions

Or am I in Santa Clara? Either way, I have the large-bathroomed “handicapped suite.” I am dogged by the persistent yet subtle aroma of feces — or at least old people. I should be seeking a Kinko’s to print something, but instead I want food and a deep sleep.

Dot dot dot.

The pizza is on it’s way, along with a 2 liter of Pepsi. It’s an old fashioned sleepover in the poop room. I’m going to watch some Doctor Who and Mighty Boosh until I pass out.

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He Wrote the Book on CSS

Written on Monday, the 14^th of April, 2008 at 10:53 pm and was filed under: Diversions

No, not the super fun Brazilian band CSS, the web technology called CSS. Eric Meyer asked if I would join his posse, but I wasn’t up to the initiation, which involves a semantic beatdown.

Leaving on a Jet Plane

Written on Monday, the 14^th of April, 2008 at 1:25 am and was filed under: Diversions

I suppose that if I were to say “jet” you wouldn’t also need to hear “plane” to know what I was saying — seeing as there aren’t very many jet boats around and the promise of jet cars was never fulfilled. All to my endless dismay. Todaymow (the amalgamation of today and tomorrow that is created when you are awake into the tomorrow of what was once today but is now yesterday, but nonetheless you don’t really want to let go) I fly to San Jose for a MySql conference. After three days of manning a booth and fighting sleep during sessions, I will migrate to San Francisco to accompany Sarah on miles of walking around the city. We just watched Zodiac. I’m not allowed to touch knives in Sarah’s presence anymore — or wear the black hood.

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Daily Doodle: Fairy Tales

Written on Tuesday, the 8^th of April, 2008 at 11:09 pm and was filed under: Daily Doodle

This week’s theme is “Fairy Tales.” I figured that I should try to be a little less horrifying, so I tried to get Goldy to dress up as a fairy tale character. Goldy was thoroughly nonplussed.