Written on Friday, the 13th of January, 2006 at 2:15 pm and was filed under:
Comics,
school,
Onestop
So, of course there was a debacle involving unexpected holds on my ability to register for classes in December which took a week or two to resolve. Then I thought that I had to wait to register for the 5xxx classes with my favorite professor (Carl Sturtivant) because I hadn’t finished 4041 yet, so I didn’t notice that I also needed a magic number because I am technically still a sophomore. Professor Sturtivant is in the hospital for something until after the first week of class, so I can’t get a hold of him to impress upon him how much taking his classes will fit my work schedule and general plan for graduating or at least making it through the semester without getting a machete and slaughtering a room full of classmates plus any random people on the street until the SWAT team shows up and takes me down with far too many bullets. If I were in those classes, plus the photography class that I am waitlisted for, I could conceivably take Diff EQ again this semester, thusly freeing up my summer for Spanish or perhaps (and I am terrified and shamed for even mentioning this) an internship someplace… like Google. I can’t even say that I would have a realistic chance of getting it, what with my academic record being so spotty — what with my life being so fucking spotty.
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Written on Friday, the 16th of December, 2005 at 1:16 pm and was filed under:
Comics
Best Blonde Joke Ever
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Written on Tuesday, the 22nd of November, 2005 at 2:47 am and was filed under:
Comics
Cake Woman is getting a congratulatory card for getting an excellent review at her job. This is on the back:
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Written on Wednesday, the 26th of October, 2005 at 12:13 pm and was filed under:
Comics
Penny Arcade is way funnier than me.
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Written on Friday, the 22nd of July, 2005 at 1:22 am and was filed under:
Politics,
Comics
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Although I Like a Good George W. Bush Joke as Much as the Next Guy, Some of Them Seem Gratuitous and Mean-Spirited.
I don’t know politics, but I know what I like!
A doctor, a lawyer, and an accountant all die and go to heaven on the same day. When they get to the Pearly Gates, they are greeted by St. Peter. St. Peter says, “Scott McClellan is a lying sack of shit and I’d tell him so myself if he weren’t going straight to hell when he dies.”
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Written on Thursday, the 14th of July, 2005 at 10:11 pm and was filed under:
Diversions,
Comics
What are the odds that the new Charlie and the Chocolate Factory will feature hot Oompa-Loompa-on-Oompa-Loompa action?
Find out here:
Oddjack Cultural Oddsmaker: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory : Oddjack
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Written on Wednesday, the 13th of July, 2005 at 11:10 pm and was filed under:
Diversions,
Music,
Comics
While watching the Daily Show I put a little sauce on the logo.
I don’t think that I have had this much fun since I made the Team Kickass logo
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Written on Saturday, the 18th of June, 2005 at 3:10 am and was filed under:
Photography,
Comics,
school
Someone wrote on this ad, they replaced it, and there it was again. I think that it was meant to be — I only wish it was me.
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Written on Wednesday, the 15th of June, 2005 at 2:09 am and was filed under:
Comics
Concerned: The Half-Life and Death of Gordon Frohman
I haven’t even played Half Life 2 and this shit is funny. Actually, I bought Half Life 2 for my mom for Christmas and she beat it. Then she sent me pictures of a six foot tall snow penis that someone built in the park. Maybe I have told both of these stories before.
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Written on Friday, the 10th of June, 2005 at 2:54 am and was filed under:
Comics
Que Sera Sera: SWEET AS THE PUNCH
Remind me to never write anything again unless it is as steeped in awesome as the website above. I was writing a long mopey email to a friend and took a break to read some blog action and almost immediately stopped the email forever.
It was This post: http://queserasera.org/archives/000916.html
Maybe I will stick to the ol’ photography, since the digital photography class went so awesomely, except for the not-sleeping-until-6am business last night as I put together my final project.
I did take an excellent nap this afternoon while Lisa was massaging a random woman and Stan was taking Noah to Toys-R-Us, which is closing. It was the sort of nap where I didn’t notice myself falling asleep, but I woke up with a start. Since I had no immediate need to get up I enjoyed a little cool down period where I closed my eyes and half-napped. I might be a little sore tomorrow because I didn’t stretch before my nap, but that soreness can be a real badge of honor.
Also, Sideways was excellent. I highly approve. You don’t need me to tell you that, since everyone and their mothers already loves it and are drinking wine by the bucketfull as a result. In our home we drank our usual motley bucket of spirits, from Maibock to pear cider to screwdrivers. Pear cider! That used to be the goto salve for Lisa’s moods. Now it is just something we have in the fridge.
I’m gonna go lie awake in bed for a number of hours now. There is a price to pay for a good nap, and this is it.
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