Jesse Mullan

I didn’t even get a table

Written on Tuesday, the 15^th of April, 2008 at 3:29 pm and was filed under: Diversions

When I arrived, there was no table, so I considered just holding our sign and throwing the horns for eight hours straight.

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Do You Know The Way To San Jose

Written on Monday, the 14^th of April, 2008 at 11:39 pm and was filed under: Diversions

Or am I in Santa Clara? Either way, I have the large-bathroomed “handicapped suite.” I am dogged by the persistent yet subtle aroma of feces — or at least old people. I should be seeking a Kinko’s to print something, but instead I want food and a deep sleep.

Dot dot dot.

The pizza is on it’s way, along with a 2 liter of Pepsi. It’s an old fashioned sleepover in the poop room. I’m going to watch some Doctor Who and Mighty Boosh until I pass out.

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He Wrote the Book on CSS

Written on Monday, the 14^th of April, 2008 at 10:53 pm and was filed under: Diversions

No, not the super fun Brazilian band CSS, the web technology called CSS. Eric Meyer asked if I would join his posse, but I wasn’t up to the initiation, which involves a semantic beatdown.

Leaving on a Jet Plane

Written on Monday, the 14^th of April, 2008 at 1:25 am and was filed under: Diversions

I suppose that if I were to say “jet” you wouldn’t also need to hear “plane” to know what I was saying — seeing as there aren’t very many jet boats around and the promise of jet cars was never fulfilled. All to my endless dismay. Todaymow (the amalgamation of today and tomorrow that is created when you are awake into the tomorrow of what was once today but is now yesterday, but nonetheless you don’t really want to let go) I fly to San Jose for a MySql conference. After three days of manning a booth and fighting sleep during sessions, I will migrate to San Francisco to accompany Sarah on miles of walking around the city. We just watched Zodiac. I’m not allowed to touch knives in Sarah’s presence anymore — or wear the black hood.

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Daily Doodle: Fairy Tales

Written on Tuesday, the 8^th of April, 2008 at 11:09 pm and was filed under: Daily Doodle

This week’s theme is “Fairy Tales.” I figured that I should try to be a little less horrifying, so I tried to get Goldy to dress up as a fairy tale character. Goldy was thoroughly nonplussed.

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Daily Doodle: End Game

Written on Sunday, the 6^th of April, 2008 at 8:57 pm and was filed under: Daily Doodle

It’s a sad announcement…

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Daily Doodle: April Fools again

Written on Friday, the 4^th of April, 2008 at 1:40 pm and was filed under: Daily Doodle

I have been waiting for a cease-and-desist letter from the Daily, but I got this instead:

Hello Jesse,

I have been monitoring your Daily Doodle submissions for the past two weeks and I have one thing to say…

Oh, the anticipation! What does he have to say?

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Relaxation

Written on Thursday, the 3^rd of April, 2008 at 8:42 pm and was filed under: Diversions

Sarah and I like to eat out, which is good, because I find her smile to be relaxing.

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Wintersports All Over My Face

Written on Wednesday, the 2^nd of April, 2008 at 9:20 pm and was filed under: Photography

The other day it was warm enough to sneak out onto the roof of Coffman for shenanigans — and by shenanigans I mean enjoying a fleeting moment of sunshine.