Written on Saturday, the 15th of July, 2006 at 12:41 am and was filed under:
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I took the afternoon off to pick up the plates for my car at the dealership and have them change the oil. In the future I will be scheduling such excursions outside of working hours, but I figured that 13 days was plenty of days to drive with an expired 21 day pass. If you’re thinking that I have become a heathen who revels in frivolous oil consumption, (perhaps because of some grumpy tirades I may have posted in response to the bicycle community’s fetishistic affair with their own two wheels) you might be right. I am gleeful in having a stereo to pass the time of my commute.
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Written on Friday, the 14th of July, 2006 at 9:52 am and was filed under:
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Last night’s Chipotle and a strong cup of coffee both cast spells on me this morning. I crapped so much that I saw my soul.
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Written on Sunday, the 9th of July, 2006 at 6:12 pm and was filed under:
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Today I borrowed my mom’s husband’s truck, bought a couch, delivered it, unwrapped it, returned the truck, helped my mom’s husband clean the basement for his upcoming asbestos abatement, came home, and took all of the packaging from the couch and all of the empty boxes from Cake Woman’s and my moves outside.
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Written on Saturday, the 8th of July, 2006 at 10:12 pm and was filed under:
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I thought Superman was okay. I didn’t expect it to turn into a pirate movie at the end, and it was kind of weird to suddently have Johnny Depp show up, but maybe I shouldn’t have fallen asleep in the middle. It might have made more sense if I could have actually seen Lex Luthor call up the pirates to fight Superman for him. But then, it wasn’t very Supermanish at the end — I mean, he wasn’t even there. Really, it was like one of those dreams where you’re trying to do one thing and you can’t quite do it, and then all of a sudden you’re at your old elementary school and you’re trying to return a book or something but you can’t find the library and there are Cthulu pirates.
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Written on Friday, the 7th of July, 2006 at 2:27 pm and was filed under:
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I did this in class today. I’m so gonna ace Linear Algebra.
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Written on Friday, the 7th of July, 2006 at 10:17 am and was filed under:
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Cake Woman wanted to find a place to hang up her robe, so I started singing the BloodNinja exchange to her, assuming that she had actually been on the internet at some point in her life. She had not, so she looked at me like I was fucking crazy.
Legend of the Blood Ninja
Who’s the crazy one now? Huh? Huh?
Say it!
HAARRRRRR!!!!!
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Written on Friday, the 7th of July, 2006 at 12:33 am and was filed under:
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Zach left early because of some mysterious fumes from the third floor. He really missed out because after he left my spirit animal came and showed me the truth of everything. It was amazing. He sounded just like Johnny Cash.
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Written on Thursday, the 6th of July, 2006 at 11:03 pm and was filed under:
Food
A week or so ago Cake Woman gave me a bag of baby spinach to eat. Needless to say, I was unable to consume a large enough quantity of sammiches and salads to use up a bag of raw spinach. Not wanting it to go to waste, I decided to cook it up, greens-style. It turned out okay for something that I literally just threw into a pan and ate, so the last time that I went to the store I decided that I should get some greens for realZ and try to do it up southern-style. Cake Woman has banned pork, so I didn’t pick up any swine knuckles or other waste meat to simmer down, but a bucket of garlic, some green onions, and a New Mexico (Anaheim, Hatch, whatevs) pepper rounded out the fixins’.
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Written on Wednesday, the 5th of July, 2006 at 1:04 am and was filed under:
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I had the day off from work and class, so I slept late. I hung out near Cake Woman a bit. Then I went to the Keathly’s for the final push. Lisa and Stan had hurriedly dumped my stuff into boxes, so for the most part I just picked up what they had packed and brought it to Anoka.
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