I have been waiting for a cease-and-desist letter from the Daily, but I got this instead:
Hello Jesse,
I have been monitoring your Daily Doodle submissions for the past two weeks and I have one thing to say…
Oh, the anticipation! What does he have to say?
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Sarah and I like to eat out, which is good, because I find her smile to be relaxing.
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The other day it was warm enough to sneak out onto the roof of Coffman for shenanigans — and by shenanigans I mean enjoying a fleeting moment of sunshine.
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It was Elise’s birthday, but this time I did not accidentally suckle on a stripper’s nipple.
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Sarah and I took Noah to the Children’s Museum the other day. I used to go to the Children’s Museum every time I visited Minnesota as a child — I think. This was not the Children’s Museum that I remember, because the Children’s Museum that I remember was fun and awesome, not, uh, boring and traumatizing? Look, evil shadow puppets! Oh, that’s triply redundant!
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“I’m not a joke newspaper”
“April Fools! You are!”
Sigh, just one more unpublished doodle.
It’s all sugar skulls and green beer on Saint Patrick’s Day.
“Me wee electric car is more Irish than you, you focking Gobshite!”
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Lisa, Stan, and Noah went to breakfast with Sarah and me at Butter in South Minneapolis. I guess I’m not such a big fan of snooty breakfast places, but I will eat anywhere with the Keathlys.
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No, not the two classmates whom I saw in the Electric Fetus today, it was the guy who emcees for the Northstar Roller Girls. Bear in mind that I have barely heard him say one sentence as he slumps in the front row of lecture.
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It’s probably important to state that these are really just me pranking the Daily. I don’t care if they get published anywhere — it’s worth it for the simple enjoyment of knowing that my friends all grimace when they see Goldy eviscerating a large hoofed mammal. Oh, I didn’t draw that one.
However, I did draw Goldy with boobs.
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