Written on Wednesday, the 20th of December, 2006 at 9:02 pm and was filed under:
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Lisa finally got her dog. Since it is not an unstoppable killing machine, I refuse to take it for walks. A girl’s got to have standards. Then again, it does have a problem with the whole “you’re supposed to pee either in the toilet or out in the yard” thing, so, you know, we have something in common.
Uh oh, someone come change my chair. I just had an accident.
It’s a good thing that I’m not wearing any pants right now, or they’d be ruined. Oh! I could buy yellow pants! But what about the brown stains? That’s a stumper.
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Written on Wednesday, the 20th of December, 2006 at 6:43 pm and was filed under:
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I say never love a robot. It’s a good rule.
Wait, I mean, never love a woman.
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Written on Wednesday, the 20th of December, 2006 at 11:42 am and was filed under:
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Better teeth: Seminal plasma contains zinc, calcium and other minerals shown to hinder tooth decay. Since this is a family web site, we will omit discussion of the mineral delivery system.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16282622/
msnbc is a family website, but my site isn’t, so I’ll come right out and say it: my nuts are good for your teeth.
Oh, shit, my mom reads this. Uh oh.
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Written on Wednesday, the 20th of December, 2006 at 1:46 am and was filed under:
Diversions
So, uh, I forgot that I was going to lead into a Christmas list for my mom, because she has asked over and over again to come up with some stuff that she could buy in the $0-20 range. I assume that she isn’t going to just grab something from a clearance end cap at Target and scrape off the ten orange price tags that each cut ten percent off of the price until it is essentially free.
So, in no particular order:
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Written on Wednesday, the 20th of December, 2006 at 1:02 am and was filed under:
Diversions
Well, I suppose that if I were going to throw a Winter Ale Party I would need to plan it somewhat in advance of the end of December. Too late now!
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Written on Monday, the 18th of December, 2006 at 2:29 pm and was filed under:
Photography,
Food
The Keathlys made cookies last night. I helped until I got kicked out for doing things like this:
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Written on Sunday, the 17th of December, 2006 at 1:04 am and was filed under:
school
You all know about the fracas at the start of the semester — well, yes and no. It started with a bang and careened, seemingly out of control, for a couple of months. I went to all of my classes, I went to work, and I’m fairly sure that I even did work and homework, but really, it wasn’t until the start of November that I came out of my fog and noticed that I was attending college. No nasty comments, please, that’s just what happened. Sure, I partied the first two or three weekends, but, uh, aside from making out with some girls six to ten years my junior (which, honestly, wow, yes, please) and getting the sort of drunk about which I used to write corridos (see! I went to my Chicano Studies class after all!), not a lot came out of that. I got a number or two every weekend until I noticed that I didn’t call most of them, and the ones whom I did call either had boyfriends or could hear me falling apart when I called them.
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Written on Sunday, the 17th of December, 2006 at 12:36 am and was filed under:
Music
“Okay, so, oh my GOD Gogol Bordello was the most amazing show ever,” I exclaimed with only a modicum of hyperbole.
“Oh yeah? What happened?” Zach asked incredulously. Zach has been to some excellent shows (MAN MAN: HOLY SHIT) and — in fact — invented the word amazing. He says it all the time, so now I do, too.
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Written on Friday, the 15th of December, 2006 at 5:09 pm and was filed under:
Photography
Zach has been sending me pics from stuffonmycat.com all afternoon, but I think this one goes too far:
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Written on Thursday, the 14th of December, 2006 at 3:52 pm and was filed under:
school
The SERC meeting was held in Goldy’s Gameroom today, so I bowled a game with Laura and Christine. In true LOST fashion, my score was 108. I hadn’t bowled since I hurt my knee this summer. I bowled a second game by myself and by the end I was smiling and jumping around, even though my score fell. I think that I might get a ball and shoes after all — you know, when I graduate.
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