Jesse Mullan

Sunshine

Written on Tuesday, the 21^st of September, 2010 at 2:53 am and was filed under: Me

Now that I bike to work most days again, my pants fall off if I don’t wear a belt and I think that I am in danger of developing a tan. Sarah is drenched in freckles and has almost as many pairs of flip-flops as regular shoes.

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We have met the enemy and he is us

Written on Tuesday, the 15^th of January, 2008 at 2:21 am and was filed under: Photography, Me

Peer pressure is a horrible thing. I got pressured into joining the facial hair challenge at work. I drew the Hulk Hogan.

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In Your Head, Zombie, Zombie, Zombie ie ie

Written on Thursday, the 18^th of October, 2007 at 3:28 pm and was filed under: Me

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I had a birthday!

Written on Thursday, the 16^th of August, 2007 at 11:50 pm and was filed under: Photography, Me

Contrary to the opinion of my father, my birthday was the 14^th of August. Oh, the estrangement is not over you bastard, it ain’t over.

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Dear Media Temple, Again

Written on Friday, the 20^th of April, 2007 at 10:52 pm and was filed under: Photography, Nerdity, Me, Mediatemple

I very much appreciate your peace offering of two shirts, a coffee mug, and three lanyards, but what I really want is an apology and a definition of a GPU in finite terms.

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New Hat

Written on Friday, the 26^th of January, 2007 at 1:05 am and was filed under: Photography, Me

An unexpected benefit of visiting Donald’s house (besides, you know, great company and great food) was the gift of a hat and some isotoner gloves (perfect for driving).

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I Want You To Vote For Me

Written on Monday, the 26^th of September, 2005 at 1:36 am and was filed under: Photography, Me

Well, really, I just want my loyal readers to vote on which photo of me I should use for personal ads and/or thefacebook.com.

Click here!

Wow, people sure like to take pictures of me drinking.

You can also go here and vote for older pictures of me that generally do not feature me drinking.

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You’re Nearly Dead

Written on Monday, the 15^th of August, 2005 at 2:27 am and was filed under: Diversions, Photography, Music, Me, Food

I’ve been leaving a drunken, hungover, bitter, depressed mess all over my website. I must rectify the situation with an erudite post that enlightens and edifies my audience. Instead I will post pictures.

Cake Woman made me a cake. Finally, someone who gets me.