So how long do I wait to call?

Mike: So how long do I wait to call?
Trent: A day.
Mike: Tomorrow.
Sue: Tomorrow, then a day.
Trent: Yeah.
Mike: So two days?
Trent: Yeah, I guess you could call it that, two days.
Sue: Definitely, two days is like industry standard.
Trent: You know I used to wait two days to call anybody, but now it’s like everyone in town waits two days. So I think three days is kind of money. What do you think?
Sue: Yeah, but two’s enough not to look anxious.
Trent: But I think three days is kind of money. You know because you…
Mike: Yeah, but you know what, maybe I’ll wait 3 weeks. How’s that? And tell her I was cleaning out my wallet and I just happened to run into her number.
Charles: Then ask her where you met her.
Mike: Yeah, I’ll ask her where I met her. I don’t remember. What does she look like? And then I’ll asked if we fucked. Is that… would that be… T, would that be the money?
Trent: You know what. Ha ha ha Mike, laugh all you want but if you call too soon you might scare off a nice baby who’s ready to party.
Mike: Well how long are you guys gonna wait to call your babies?
Trent, Sue: Six days.

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Shave That Thang!

Facial hair: gone!

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Matthew Tobey’s The City of Floating Blogs

Matthew Tobey’s The City of Floating Blogs

Holy crap this site is awesome. There’s no rss, so I will probably never read it again. But, just in case you are wondering, there it is. Totally awesome.

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Someone else’s iTunes Music Server

My iTunes Music Server

I recently aquired a 200G hard drive, which I crammed into a linux box. I’m trying to find the best way to play the music on my pc and on that box. This guy riffs on iTunes and all the stuff that goes with it.

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Think of the children

Like I said - how did we not light ourselves on fire?

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Today’s Recipe: Obliteration



  • Drink 3 pints of EPA
  • Drink 3 bottles of Maibock
  • Drink well-aged Leinenkugel’s until the fridge is empty of beer
  • Sake should be consumed warm. After all that drinking, it is advised that you make a double boiler by putting a shotglass of sake into a pan full of boiling water. The danger of an exploding shotglass of alcohol on a gas range makes it more exciting.

I still don’t know what sake tastes like.

Also, I did the math for my likely BAC and it was pretty scary. I’m not gonna share it.

If you’re wondering what consumption of mass quantities will get you, Brown has a nice guide online:
Alcohol and Your Body


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Boozing it up

I’ve been looking forward to this for like two weeks: unrestricted booze consumption. Tonight is the night!

It will probably be a symphony in two parts. First I will be warming up with one friend at the Loring Pasta Bar (where I am now), and then I will meet another friend for the finale. We agreed on “mellow” so I guess the timpani will be restricted to distant thunder. I’m hoping for a minimum of bassoons in minor keys and a maximum of pizzicato strings.

Also, I don’t know if you (the loyal readers of my blog) have noticed, but I have been introducing a photoblog-type aspect to my blog. I made a bookmarklet so I can do one click blogging of individual pics from my gallery. I still have a delay in getting stuff out of my cameras, onto my workstation,m and then published into the gallery, but one step at a time.

I do have a script that pulls the images off of my camera and puts them onto my laptop, which is useful, and another that uploads folders of images into my gallery. What I really need is something in the middle to rename and organize images based on their “unique” numbers from the camera and the date they are taken, and then upload new images into my gallery in reasonable albums based on their folders.

That will liekly involve some jhead trickery and more shell scripting. Totally awesome.

Where’s my friend? Sigh, I’m such a dork, typing on the laptop at the bar.

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HOWTO: Building a Gran Turismo 4 Steering wheel mount

HOWTO: Building a Gran Turismo 4 Steering wheel mount

I’d like to do this project, but I would probably want to get Gran Turismo 4 first. And a PS2. Not that I haven’t already paid for half of one.

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Leadership in Chinese for work

兵权 [bing1 quan2] /military leadership/military power/
领导 [ling3 dao3] /lead/leading/to lead/leadership/
领导权 [ling3 dao3 quan2] /leadership authority/
领导能力 [ling3 dao4 neng2 li4] /leadership/
首脑会晤 [shou3 nao3 hui4 wu4] /leadership meeting/
首脑会议 [shou3 nao3 hui4 yi4] /leadership conference/summit meeting/

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Those crazy googlites! What will they think of next?

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