4 8 15 16 23 42

I have to enter those numbers every 108 minutes or my server crashes. I just can’t find the “execute” button.

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Oh, snap, guess what I saw

Snap! Pizza and Ice Cream
2851 Johnson Street NE
Minneapolis, MN 55418
(612) 788-9800

Snap! has been open in Northeast Minneapolis for a couple of weeks now, and this household continues to order the pizza. We ordered a BBQ chicken and a pepperoni/(green olive|sausage) pizza last time, and they were again much better than any of the chain pizzas that we could order. However, whereas the first pizza we had ordered was a little burnt on the bottom, the crusts of these pizzas were underdone. They didn’t have any… snap at all. The crust was too doughy and tasted too wheaty. On the plus side, the sausage came in large spicy chunks and the BBQ chicken was the equal of any that I have ever had, except for the crust. If they improve their baking techniques, their dough recipe and their bland red sauce I will be very happy instead of just happy.

We still won’t be ordering from Papa John’s.

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I hate it when astrology is right

Melody was bored last night and I was awake to beat my head against my 4041 homework. Since she’s an astrology “buff” I floated her my chart, which she proceeded to use to paint an eerily accurate picture of me. Then she got carpal tunnel, so that will be the last that I hear from her, since we have a typing-only relationship. After my homework was done, I revised my plans for a roadtrip out west. Without Melissa in the car I could definitely drive longer and stay in campsites or unbelievably shitty motels. Maybe I should do that this summer — drive to the Black Hills, Yellowstone, Olympia, Portland, San Francisco, Reno, and home.

I’m really worried about school.

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Karaoke?

Whereoke?
Wheneoke?
Drunkeoke!

Okay, so Zach wants to to do karaoke, and since I have no dignity left, I agreed to be a part of the mayhem. I am suggesting Elsie’s. Maybe the Saturday after Thanksgiving. Maybe we should crawl it, yo, with the Burlesque show at the 331, then a million bars alksdjngfaksd jkhadsf jlgs j’gs j ‘ldsagklj’es l;s ;adsg sagl ls ls jls ;as df bhadf

This is a good idea.

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I Got An E-Card?

I didn’t know that they still made e-cards!

Hi,

I love you!

From
Emilia

Dear Anonymous Emilia,
I’m sure that I would love you too, if you would only give me a chance.
From
Jesse

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Things from chats

I should totally write text adventures!

First you could play Stepdad:

I DON’T HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOU! YOU’RE NOT MY REAL DAD!
*slams door*
*door opens*
I HATE YOU
*slams door*
*Incubus plays really loud*
*A skunky smell like armpits rolls out from under the door*
*knock knock*
*there is a scurrying, and a window opens and a lysol smell rolls out from under the door*
> open door
the door is locked
> unlock door
with what?
> unlock door with key
you don’t have the key
> n
you are in the hallway.
> w
you are in the kitchen
> look
You are in a suburban kitchen. There is a junk drawer here
> look drawer
the drawer is closed
> open drawer
the drawer is open. there is a key inside
> take key
you have a key
> s
you can’t go that way
> e
you are in a hallway
> s
you are standing in front of a door. you hear incubus
> unlock door with key
DAD! WHAT THE HELL! CAN’T I HAVE SOME PRIVACY! I HATE YOU SO MUCH!

Or you could play “CC Club”, inspired by this terrifying exchange:

zach: WHY WON’T THE GIRLS FROM FOLK UKE MARRY ME
jessepmullan: the same reason why no woman will ever marry me
zach: your penis is too big too?
zach: funny we’d both have the same problem
jessepmullan: wanna swordfight?
zach: NO
jessepmullan: just wait for that one drunken night in the bathroom of the cc club
zach: I will so use the stall

Here’s the actual game:

> open door
the stall is locked
> unlock stall
there is no keyhole
> look
you are in a dimly lit bathroom. there is a strong smell of urine
you hear zach in the stall yelling “you are NOT GETTING IN HERE”
> e
you are in the bar area of the cc club. Many women are ignoring you.
> look women
the women are hot but unattainable. A hipster douchebag asshole is going home with one of them.
> drink
drink what?
> drink beer
you have no beer
> GIVE ME SOME FUCKING BEER

My homework is not done because some retard didn’t program the PriorityQueue correctly or some shit. I’m going to bed now so that I don’t get triple fired tomorrow. Melody says that I should chase down the cupcake woman. I think that I agree. I will be a cheetah on the savannah. Okay, really, I’m just a grumpy old male lion who lets the lady lions do all the real work like hunting and raising kids. Jeremy Irons will voice me in the animated movie based on my life. I think that my brain came detached somewhere in the course of writing this.

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Gardening

I had grand plans for my Saturday night involving an art gallery somewhere and an appearance at Paul’s roommate John’s birthday party with an armload of beer. All of those plans were dashed to pieces when my favorite surly lady said that if I were to be in the north suburbs I should come see her new bed. At first I was resistant, but she said “we could go to Coon Rapids Grumpy’s! There will be billa billa!” For a brief, terrifying hopeful moment I thought that maybe she had actually read some of my blog. No.

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Words to live by

It’s not the length of the algorithm, it’s the big O.

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Classes?

Everyone is already talking about registerring, but as a lowly sophomore, I don’t get to register until December 2nd.
ARTS 1701 Photography (4 cr.) 6:00 P.M. - 10:00 P.M. , M
CSCI 4061 Introduction to Operating Systems (4cr.) 02:30 P.M. - 03:20 P.M, M & 12:45 P.M. - 02:00 P.M. Tu,Th
CSCI 5421 Advanced Algorithms and Data Structures (3cr.) 4:00 P.M. - 05:15 P.M. , M,W
CSCI 5403 Computational Complexity (3cr.) 6:30 P.M. - 9:00 P.M. , Tu

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I’m never reading the City Pages again

Zach’s fucking blog got blog of the fucking day.

“Hatin’ on Doodlebops and lovin’ the election results, read a Radio K volunteer’s blog entitled XOPL.”

Hating on the Doodlebops? That’s my goddamn bag!
SEE: http://jpmullan.com/blog/261/the-doodlebops

That’s it. No more posting ever.

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