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Make your own Schoolgirl

Everyone likes schoolgirls, and some people like dress up and paper dolls. If you are one of those people and are under the age of 18, don't visit Normal Bob Smith's website. I like humor, I like sacrilege and heresy, I like this site - but if you think that Marilyn Manson is not funny, you might not want to enter the world of Normal Bob.

Right now he has 114 pages of hate mail and 26 pages of fan mail. How will you weigh in? I leave that decision as an exercise for the reader.

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Wait a minute, your last name is “Al-Tikriti”?

This just makes me think of Motörhead. Lemmy is secretly Saddam, I think.

Well, I did have original material until I read this thread on fark. Now I got nothin'. Oh well. Print your own deck of cards.

Wait, I can contribute something to the excitement! How about a reference to a reference? Strong Bad refers to Lemmy at the end of this email

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Mohammad Said al-Sahaf checks in

The funny:
http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=1392


More the funny:
http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=1402

I love Something Awful, even if it is bad for me.

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ABC, Easy as One Two Three

The war is an exceedingly complex set of issues. If only someone were to make a simple guide, that would be very helpful.

If you've never visited mikhaela.net but you have similar political leanings to me (or simply enjoy good, quality entertainment), I suggest that you peruse Mikhaela's terrific comics and maybe her blog, too. She's been referenced by Tom Tomorrow- in fact this comic is at the top of his blog as I write this. It's hard to imagine much higher praise than that, unless you don't like Tom Tomorrow, in which case, why are you reading my blog?

Thank goodness that I have my good friend Matt to boil down the internet and give me just the good stuff.

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Say it ain’t so, Jay!

Photos by
Kara Keeton

Jason Mewes subject of documentary of his drug use

The documentary will show Mewes using heroin and going through withdrawl after he quits cold turkey. At least he's quitting. People who know me know that I love the whole View Askewniverse, from Clerks through Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, with stops on the way for Mallrats, Chasing Amy and Dogma.

Jason, I wish you the best on your road to getting clean and sober, or at least clean. Do it for the kids.

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There are no words

I meant to blog this before, but, you know how it goes, what with responsibilities and work and such. I mean, what with, uh… Never mind. Enjoy some weird recipes from Weight Watchers past.

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You load sixteen tons and whaddya get?

If you would like an abbreviated version of my resume I would be glad to send it to you. I had to create a new resume targeted towards getting a delicious temp job because my technical experience was frightening the staffing personnel. Why can't it impress the right people? Feh. I'm going to end up working for Burrito Loco- or Taco Bell.

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A New Month brings a New Blog

I missed making an April Fool's Day blog by a few hours. Oh well.

In other news, more resumes are going out. I spent a couple of hours in another temp agency today, acing all the tests and hopefully kicking booty in the interview.

Someday we'll find it- the rainbow connection- but in the meantime, you can find me at the Minneapolis Convention Center this weekend. I'll be up on the mezzanine, not at the World of Wheels like I had previously suspected. Damnit, though, I was really hoping to see Mini-Me. Sonofa!

Kory got the new DirecTiVO installed today. Super sweet, except that there will be NO TIVO HACKING, even though the USB port on the back is begging for an ethernet adapter. I want TivoWeb, dang it. :P

P.S.: I need a new keyboard.

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I want to be a war photographer.

I’d give MSNBC’s site an A+ for the war photography and the well-executed slideshows. Take a look for yourself.

However, much like rally photography, no matter how much you shoot, there are always stories that aren’t being told. I can shoot 200 photos in a day at a rally without feeling like I’m getting much beyond the surface. I would love to see a massive gallery of war photographs - uncensored and unrestricted. Dozens of reporters are spending every hour with troops in every part of Iraq, as well as with civilians and on their own. I want to see the rest of the coverage and hear the rest of the stories.

Maybe that’s just me.

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