C’mon Spring Break

Cake Woman and I leave for New York on Monday and will be back on the 18th. I’m super excited — so long as I can finish my effing homework before Friday at midnight.

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Pony Pals

Now you know what to get me for my birthday!!!!! !! ! !! ! eleven.
Pony Pals: Plan a Pony Party!!!!!!!!!

No. I want MY OWN PONY, not a rented one.

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Homina homina

Cake Woman took pictures of me pretending to drop a load on my bed. It almost wasn’t pretending. I took a few pictures of her because I don’t have enough pictures of her. Really. Several hundred are not enough.

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Busy Doing Nothing

Aside from the bike stuff this weekend, I also spent quite a lot of time with Cake Woman. For those of you who don’t know, she’s not just beautiful and smart, she’s also funny and not afraid to kick my ass.

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Shave That Thang

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Here I am getting many hairs cut short by Cake Woman’s mother.

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Clean and Lubed

Okay, I will admit it, I stopped riding my bike because of “cold weather asthma” that kicked in when the temperature got to like ten or fifteen degrees. It’s something that I had experienced before, but after biking home one night in late December I was out of breath for like four hours, and that was plenty of excuse for me to call off the biking for the winter. However, the weather is taking a turn for the warmer, and everywhere I go on campus I see the cool bikes of the hardcore winter riders taunting me, so I figured that it was time to get my bike ready for riding again.

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O Flower

For some reason I am in charge of watering this flower in Zach’s office. Today I had a brilliant idea:

Jesse: I think that I should do that thing with the flower where I cut it back to make it look like a little tree… uh… what do you call that, bukakke?
Zach: Bonsai. You mean bonsai.
Jesse: No, not the one where all the guys blow their load all over a lady, I mean bukkake.
Zach: Uh…
Jesse: Oh, my bad, you’re right. Bonsai it is.

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Signs and Portents

The other day I not only met Cake Woman’s mother, but she gave me a terrific haircut. According to Cake Woman, this usually results in a breakup within a week. About two and a half months ago, Dan told Cake Woman that he gave us three months. If you subscribe to those methods of divination, we should be taking a side trip to splitsville sometime during our New York vacation. Are you as excited as I am?

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Goddamnit.

Radio K did not send Zach an updated stalking list DJ schedule. Who was playing the reminder of my painful youth 90s flashback?

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And I Thought OSX Was Bad

Cake Woman got a computer from her mother. It is an iMac G3 running at a glorious 400MHz. I donated a 128M stick of RAM to it’s innards, bring it to a glorious 256M level. Using this computer makes me weep.

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