So how long do I wait to call?

Mike: So how long do I wait to call?
Trent: A day.
Mike: Tomorrow.
Sue: Tomorrow, then a day.
Trent: Yeah.
Mike: So two days?
Trent: Yeah, I guess you could call it that, two days.
Sue: Definitely, two days is like industry standard.
Trent: You know I used to wait two days to call anybody, but now it’s like everyone in town waits two days. So I think three days is kind of money. What do you think?
Sue: Yeah, but two’s enough not to look anxious.
Trent: But I think three days is kind of money. You know because you…
Mike: Yeah, but you know what, maybe I’ll wait 3 weeks. How’s that? And tell her I was cleaning out my wallet and I just happened to run into her number.
Charles: Then ask her where you met her.
Mike: Yeah, I’ll ask her where I met her. I don’t remember. What does she look like? And then I’ll asked if we fucked. Is that… would that be… T, would that be the money?
Trent: You know what. Ha ha ha Mike, laugh all you want but if you call too soon you might scare off a nice baby who’s ready to party.
Mike: Well how long are you guys gonna wait to call your babies?
Trent, Sue: Six days.

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Shave That Thang!

Facial hair: gone!

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Matthew Tobey’s The City of Floating Blogs

Matthew Tobey’s The City of Floating Blogs

Holy crap this site is awesome. There’s no rss, so I will probably never read it again. But, just in case you are wondering, there it is. Totally awesome.

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Construction on Campus

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Someone else’s iTunes Music Server

My iTunes Music Server

I recently aquired a 200G hard drive, which I crammed into a linux box. I’m trying to find the best way to play the music on my pc and on that box. This guy riffs on iTunes and all the stuff that goes with it.

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What did you learn in school today?

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Lisa tried to cut off her thumb

Lisa tried to cut off her thumb

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Noah waters the garden

Gallery :: 20050424 :: jm_d30_2909070

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Think of the children

Like I said - how did we not light ourselves on fire?

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Today’s Recipe: Obliteration

Ingredients:

Directions:

  • Drink 3 pints of EPA
  • Drink 3 bottles of Maibock
  • Drink well-aged Leinenkugel’s until the fridge is empty of beer
  • Sake should be consumed warm. After all that drinking, it is advised that you make a double boiler by putting a shotglass of sake into a pan full of boiling water. The danger of an exploding shotglass of alcohol on a gas range makes it more exciting.

I still don’t know what sake tastes like.

Also, I did the math for my likely BAC and it was pretty scary. I’m not gonna share it.

If you’re wondering what consumption of mass quantities will get you, Brown has a nice guide online:
Alcohol and Your Body

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SummitMaibock
leinieoktoberfest

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