Written on Sunday, the 7th of August, 2005 at 8:09 pm and was filed under:
Photography

I am not allowing myself to volunteer for any new projects right now, including the rebuilding of nations. Why do you think I didn’t join the (Army|Marines)?
http://helpsrilanka.us/
I only gave them $5. I feel bad, because I’m going to go spend a ton of money pretending to be cultured.
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Written on Sunday, the 7th of August, 2005 at 8:06 pm and was filed under:
Photography
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Written on Sunday, the 7th of August, 2005 at 8:05 pm and was filed under:
Photography

What am I saying? That’s not what I meant at all. Of course sluts are welcome. After all, I’m here.
Oops.
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Written on Sunday, the 7th of August, 2005 at 8:04 pm and was filed under:
Photography,
Food


I mean funnel cake!. I always make that mistake. Uh oh, if that’s the cake, where’s the spider?
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Written on Sunday, the 7th of August, 2005 at 8:02 pm and was filed under:
Photography,
Food

Spike knew, and now so do you. The secret is the cold water bath, and this midieval torture device repurposed to manufacturing deliciousness.
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Written on Sunday, the 7th of August, 2005 at 8:01 pm and was filed under:
Food

No. I mean yes. This Italian Sausage was Art.
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Written on Sunday, the 7th of August, 2005 at 8:00 pm and was filed under:
Photography,
Food
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Written on Sunday, the 7th of August, 2005 at 7:58 pm and was filed under:
Diversions,
Photography

Tentative:
Sunday, Aug 7th -
10:00 PM: Adventures in Mating
11:30 PM: The Scrimshaw Show
Shows that you will probably be avoiding so as to not make uncomfortable eye contact with me before looking away and going to the bathroom to hide:
Aug 8 - 5:30 PM: “Cliff Notes” for Dummies by Third Rabbit Dance Ensemble
Aug 14 - 7:00 PM: Man Saved by Condiments by Pehl Productions & Starting Gate Prod.
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Written on Sunday, the 7th of August, 2005 at 7:24 pm and was filed under:
Photography

It is actually illegal to have a fair in Minnesota without mini donuts. There was another stand over on “The Mall.” I declined this time because I was full from deep throating a foot long Italian. Sausage. Eating it. STOP THINKING THAT! I USED TEETH!
Sigh. You fuckers are all perverts.
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Written on Sunday, the 7th of August, 2005 at 7:21 pm and was filed under:
Photography

The fish would have killed me.
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