Written on Monday, the 7th of August, 2006 at 3:53 pm and was filed under:
Diversions
This is an actual conversation we had over AIM because even though Zach sits close enough to me that we could hold hands while we program, I was listening to music too loudly to hear him.
Zach: you will go deaf listening to earphones at that volume
Jesse: what?
Jesse: I can’t hear you
Jesse: I am deaf
Jesse: you know, they have been saying that for sixteen or seventeen years now
Jesse: and I have always listened to them at the same volume
Jesse: and my ears are fine
Jesse: YOU’RE NOT MY REAL DAD I HATE YOU
Jesse: stop fucking my mom!
Again, Zach is my boss, and I have been fired.
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Written on Monday, the 7th of August, 2006 at 3:29 pm and was filed under:
Diversions
Lisa and my mom have been pressuring me to know what I want for my birthday. I don’t know what I need, but if you read this whole post you can find out what I want.
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Written on Monday, the 7th of August, 2006 at 11:20 am and was filed under:
Bikes
Grimace!
Ha ha ha ha ha… ha… ha ha… sigh.
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Written on Monday, the 7th of August, 2006 at 10:31 am and was filed under:
Photography
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Written on Saturday, the 5th of August, 2006 at 4:19 pm and was filed under:
Diversions
Vagina’s tough!
I need to find out what song that is.
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Written on Saturday, the 5th of August, 2006 at 10:25 am and was filed under:
Bikes
I dropped off my bike at Hiawatha Cyclery on Friday. It’s funny how being away from it for a couple of weeks gave me a fresh perspective.
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Written on Friday, the 4th of August, 2006 at 3:51 pm and was filed under:
Music,
Comics
Anyone want to help me form a band called “the Diocemberists”?
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Written on Tuesday, the 1st of August, 2006 at 11:40 pm and was filed under:
Diversions
Honestly, enough with the fucking steroids already. What does it matter if a professional athlete has been juicing it? It’s a victimless crime. The bigger crime is that there are professional athletes.
Did I mention my desire to cancel the organized sports at the University? FUCK THOSE ASSHOLES. Get a job, fuckers. Also, hold some classes in that fucking Alumni fucking center if it is so fucking great already. Jesus fucking Christ.
Really, I just want to get HUGE and ripped.
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Written on Sunday, the 30th of July, 2006 at 9:11 pm and was filed under:
Comics
I have to stop buying those terrible “1 million pieces of clip art for $1″ discs in the bargain bins at the store. That is, unless I start making sweet ass animations like this: 787 Cliparts.
(It’s not only SFW, if you work in a marketing or design department, you can pretend that you are working!)
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